For those of you who know me well, you know I hate some very odd things. And those of you who don't know me well you will soon find that I hate some very odd things.
1. I hate magic (with the exception of Harry Potter). I know this is weird and very contradictory given that Harry is a wizard, but it's a recent obsession and I just can't help it, I love those movies. But I truly do hate magic, I hate people who do magic. I once had a guy come up to me and try a magic trick as a conversation starter, I promptly launched in to him about how I hate magic, he tried to argue but I won. Just the mention of David Blaine makes my skin crawl.
2. I hate other people's children. This has also changed a slight bit with my nephew Jackson who is the love of my life. But other people's children, I can't stand them, I think they're hyenas and I tend to say this out loud in public. I was at Ikea one day, all by my lonesome looking to buy a new bed, when out of nowhere this child runs a cart into a table display and knocks all of them down. Parents nowhere to be found. I found myself asking the child "who do you belong to?!" but to no avail, they just kept on their path of destruction. This is why I hate other people's children.
3. I hate people who walk into the exit doors, especially at my work. I see this on a daily basis and it never ceases to amaze me the people who will sprint to get through a closing automatic exit door but don't want to take the three steps to the left and go through the actual entrance. I personally find it hilarious to watch people who are all worked up storm out of the entrance door and just cause themselves more trouble.
4. I hate bridges. Mostly because I always envision myself falling off of them. I think this is fair enough.
5. I hate being sick. Which is what I am right now. And it stinks. This one takes the cake in my book because all I can do is fester and drink orange juice and wait to get better. And I don't have cable, poor choice on my part to save a few bucks- now I'm paying the price for that one.
So as I rest and try to get better I hope you all have a great weekend and don't encounter any of the things you hate.
I don't hate you. As for the other people children...hate the careless parents...not the kids for it's not their fault they have no manners or boundaries. Bridges...I'll give you that one as you live in Seattle and have to encounter them...hold your breathe as you cross the short ones so they don't break. Being sick is a given. I also hate magic...and space.
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